‘Newsreader’

Started watching the news again,
Oh that was a mistake.
I swear I could tell you a thousand endings
‘Bout this dull, dreary place.
I saw Michelle on Breakfast News again,
Reporting interstate
And wearing that fluro pink dress again, yeah
‘Cause they all look the…they all look the same.

Sad mummies and ties, wooahh.
Sad mummies and ties.

Woman was stabbed in the back again son,
Only by her best mate.
And baby gone missing out from the bomb den.
There’s traffic, all four lanes.
Atlantic City so damn close to fruition,
I’ll eat mermaid as my steak.
And we’ll all grow gills and go into remission.
New York City, New York City Lake.

Sad mummies and ties, wooahh.
Sad mummies and ties, woah-oo-ohh.

Good morning and welcome to News Breakfast and what a beautiful day it is outside today, with flash flood warnings issued for the entire state and Cyclone Dutton pushing bushfires inland.

In Breaking News today– Mother of three shot dead late last night outside inner-city apartment, 
male suspect aged fifty-five has been released this morning on bail.

The ongoing missing person’s case relating to three year old Queensland girl has today been closed following the officers’ discovery of a corpse - later confirmed by forensics - found yesterday afternoon in the boot of a stolen Ford Falcon.

Woah-oo-ohh!

Sad mummies and ties, wooahh.
Sad mummies and ties, woah-oo-ohh.

Sad mummies and ties, wooahh / sad mummies and ties, sad mummies and ties.
Sad mummies and ties / sad mummies and ties, sad mummies!

News-read-er.
News-read-er.
News-read-er.
News-read-er!